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'High-energy pop'


The Betmars are about energy. You've undoubtedly come across the Law of the Conservation of Energy- it's all wrong. We hold fast to a better principle. We embrace the Law of Energy Expenditure which states that to present anything less than a ball-buster set at every show would be unacceptable. Additionally, we plant energy seeds through the release of recorded material and we tour to support said material- thus bringing these seeds to fruition. And of course we drink in order to be properly fueled. These three elements are known as 'The Plan' (see exhibit below).


The Plan

The Plan can be expressed through the following equation: f (x) = recording + touring + drinking

If x = The Betmars, then f (The Betmars) = recording + touring + drinking = pop . loudly .


1. We record under the influence of Ned's Atomic Dustbin, The Wonder Stuff, Superchunk, The Poster Children

The new Betmars album, 'Star Hustler,' is out now

2. We tour bettering the chance that you will hear us

The Betmars are now back from their Fall 1996 U.S. tour

3. We drink as dictated by tradition

The Betmars drink all of the time

Therefore,

t h e _ b e t m a r s = p o p . l o u d l y . (tm)


You can participate in any or all of these steps. Whether you are a club booker or you have the capability to help fund future recordings and tours, you can be part of The Plan. Even if you just want to go have a beer when we come through your town you can participate. We want your support. Uphold the Law.


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